kayleyhyde:

kateoplis:

I still work.

We all know that feeling, vending machine

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via spankmehardbarry)

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

gamko:


Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

(via icona-stop)

rainbowsandfood:

Literally my favorite vine of all time

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